I shall not be Zoned: Letter to my BoyFriend

See this guy, You think I don't see what you are trying to do.

I see your attempts to make me "Just a Friend" but i refuse. I hear that tone in your voice talking to me like "we are guys"...No Lailai, We are not. I shall continue to call you at odd hours, show up at your house without prior notice, send you embarrassing gifts at work and talk to your mum on a daily basis.

You know your last attempt to embarrass me turned around when i welcomed your female guest to "our home". Just thought I sho0uld use this medium to let you know that your mum gave me the family "aso-oke" for your sisters wedding.

We both know that i am not your sister so feel free to call me a desperado or a stalker but never call me "Just a Friend", I am not one of those babe that would back down and start crying. I am the kind that taketh by force.

You are allowed to be somewhat upset or frustrated but you shall be my boyfriend and if i like you just a little more, I will start making your family to go and see my family. After leading me on for so long, you want to zone me, That's impossible". Sweetheart, I shall not be zoned.

By the way, Next week is our anniversary