made in naija english

ENGLISH MADE IN NIGERIA :
"Abeg DRESS Back"
"If i hear PIM, you go hear WEEEN"
"Have they BROUGHT light?"
"The film is SWEET"
"Please help me SLOW that fan"
"Mummy HAVE come"
"I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU"
"Have you paid your school fees MONEY?"
"See as you BAFF up"
"Put the bread inside LYLON"
"I strong KAKARAKA"
"Oya COME and be going"
"I KUKUMA don't have your time"
"SHEBI you have BB charger"
"See how her eyes is ENTERING my food"
"Did you see the SOUND of my ringtone?"
Lol....